I am Europe | Slow Words

I’m a dog shit ashtray

I’m a shrugging mustache, wearing a Speedo tuxedo

I’m a movie with no plot, written in the backseat of a piss-powered taxi

I am an imperial armpit, sweating Chianti

I’m a toilet with no seat, flushing tradition down

I’m a socialist lingerie, I’m a diplomatic techno

I’m gay pastry and racist cappuccino

I’m an army on holiday in a guillotine museum

I’m a painting made of hair on a nudist beach eating McDonald’s

I’m a novel far too long

I’m a sentimental song

I’m a yellow tooth waltzing with wraparound shades on

Who am I?

I am Europe

Jason Charles Beck (aka Chilly Gonzales, 1972 – Canada)